Track 4: "GO HOOOMMMEEEE!" Russia: I knew this would happen...I knew this would happen but I'm still scared! This is just plain terrorism now! Belarus: Dear brother... Do you really detest the idea of being married to me that much?! Even when we are this close... Even after I expressed all my emotions for you... Why will you not understand how I feel about thi- Russia: I don't want to understand! You're scarier than anything else in history! Belarus: WHEN did you become a tsundere for me, dear brother?! There is nothing to be ashamed of! All we need to do is get married, and eternal happiness shall finally be ours! Russia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ukraine: Now, Belarus dear, you shouldn't surprise dear Russia like that! You'll keep him awake just when he was finally starting to feel sleepy. Belarus: That has nothing to do with this! The most important matter now is a a marriage between my DEAR BROTHER and I! Yes, if I am able to marry him, I shall always be by his side forever and ever... Russia: It's...It's not important at all! It's not important at all! It's not important at all! Ukraine: Ohh...*concerned boing* Dear Russia's in a panic and dear Belarus won't listen to anything now. What should I do? Belarus: Feel it, dear brother? You can feel my warmth on your body, right? If we were together, I shall be glad to give you this warmth at any time... Russia: Ahhh... Belarus: Humans are at their best when they are honest with each other. Now hurry and say you'll marry me! You shall feel so much better... Ukraine: Oh, I have an excellent idea! *intervention boing* Hey! How would you like it if Russia counted sheep for us this time around? Russia: Huh? Me? Belarus: Dear brother? Ukraine: I want to hear Russia's voice when he counts sheep. You want to hear it too right, Belarus dear? Belarus: Dear brother's sheep... That doesn't sound bad at all! Ukraine: Right? Russia: "Right?" I am a bit troubled being put on the spot like this, you know? Ukraine: *boing* Now then, let's all cover up nice and tight now! *cover up boing* Russia: Hey. Hey! Russia: It looks like they're expecting me to do this? Do i really have to do this? Belaraine: Starrreeee... Russia: Y-You can look at me with those expectant eyes all you want... Belaraine: Starrreeeee... Russia: *sighs* All right, then. I'll count. Ukraine: *hooray boing* All right! Nice one, Russia dear! Belarus: Please hurry and count for us, dear brother! Russia: Mm! Just give me a moment. Track 5: "All right, I'll join in the counting too!" Russia: *inhale exhale exercises* I did get to hear some counting a few minutes ago, but I feel nervous actually doing it. Ukraine: *boing of impatience* Russia deeaarr! Russia: Ah, please give me just a little while longer, sister! I won't be able to count well if I'm panicky. Ukraine: Mm. That is true. Russia: Calm my feelings...regain my composure...focus on...imagining sheep... Belarus: I shall always wait until you are ready, dear brother. And then morning shall come while I wait, and then the next morning shall follow, and then the two of us shall be together forever. Russia: I-I'm counting now! Close your eyes now! Are the two of you ready? Ukraine: *positive answer boing* Mm! We're ready anytime! I've already closed my eyes! Russia: Okay, I shall begin! *Counts until 2:14. Counts 10 sheep.* Russia: Well? My counting wasn't weird, was it? Ukraine: Of course not! You did an excellent job counting! Belarus: You might even be a genius at sheep counting, dear brother! Russia: *laughs* I'm not really sure if I should take that as a compliment or not, but thank you! But still, I feel a little bit embarrassed even though I'm doing something simple like sheep counting. Ukraine: *boing of agreement* I know. I did feel a bit embarrassed when I started too. But all I had to do was think about counting just for the two of you and I enjoyed counting! Belarus: Me too! I thought of you so, sooo, soooo much while I counted, dear brother! Russia: *laughs* I think we're all giving it our hardest at counting because we know that someone will listen to us. Belarus: Hey, dear brother! Russia: Hmm? Belarus: I wish to hear more of your counting. Ukraine: *boing of agreement* I wanna hear more too! Come on, don't keep us waiting! Russia: Mm! I'm a bit embarrassed, but I'll do my best to count! *Counts until 4:36. Counts 20 sheep.* Ukraine: *yawning boing* I feel so peaceful just hearing your voice, Russia dear! Ohh, I feel like I might fall asleep anytime now! *yawns* Russia: *laughs* You look so sleepy, sister! You yawning like that...*yawns* Ukraine: *giggles* Looks like you caught my yawn, Russia dear! Russia: Ha! This sheep counting sleeping method might just be the real deal. *yawns* Belarus: *manly yawn* It looks like I caught your yawn just now, dear brother~! RUssia: *laughs* I couldn't really hear a yawn from that. But I think I'll keep to that myself. Belarus: Having caught your yawn is surely a sign that we have no choice but to marry now, dear brother. Russia: Yeah, I'm not saying a thing. If I do, I'll definitely be surrounded by that marry word again. Still, times like these aren't half bad. Everyone gathered around like this, spending time like this together. My chest feels so warm and I feel so happy. Belarus: I have a favor to ask you, dear brother. Russia: Hm? What is it? Belarus: May I stay by your side from now on too? Russia: O-Of course you can! As long as we're not talking about marriage. Belarus: Tch, disappointing. Ukraine: Oh, Russia dear, please stop talking with dear Belarus and continue counting. Your voice is so pleasant that I want to hear more! Russia: Ah, I'm sorry. I'm counting now. *Counts until 7:51. Counts 30 sheep.* *Belarus and Ukraine snore* Russia: It looks like they're both asleep. *Belarus snores* Russia: And they both look so cute with their sleeping faces like this... Ukraine: Russia DEAR! Russia: Wah, Wh-What is it?! Ukraine: I don't care if I only have it until morning, please give your sister the Kievan Ruusss... RUssia: oh, it's just a little sleep talk. That was a shock! Still, I never realized that the Kievan Rus' succession bothered her so much. Belarus: DEAR BROTHER! Russia: Wah! You too, Belarus? Belarus: Let us have our marriage ceremony in the center of the world tomorrow...mum mum. Russia: Honestly, they shouldn't scare me like that. *Both of them snore* Russia: But still, everyone gathered together like this is definitely the best. It's like we're back in the old days. I want to take a nap with everyone in a warm sunflower field somewhere someday. Together with sis, Belarus, Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia. If that day ever came, *Belarus wakes up* Russia: WAH?! Belarus: You need not wait someday! We can become ONE at this VERY MOMENT! NOW, DEAR BROTHER! LET US GET MARrRIEDmarRIeDmaRRIedaRrIEDYMAAAARRRRRRIIIIEEEEEEDDDDD! Russia: GO HOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!